Lindo!

Sarcastic remarks:

• Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer.
• And your cry baby whiny assed opinion would be.....?
• This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.
• I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• If I throw a stick will you leave??
• YOU!.... Off my planet!
• If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats.
• The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat.
• Errors have been made, others will be blamed.
• Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.
• Whatever look you were going for, you missed.
• See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
• I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.
• I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
• Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
• It's not the size that coun... no wait, it's the size!
• A woman's favorite position is CEO
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
• Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!
• Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
• I plead contemporary insanity.
• And which dwarf are you?

Eh! Eh! Claro que a bold estão as minhas preferidas!!